If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need a beard to bite.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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