I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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