I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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