There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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