Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nicole vs. Life
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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