This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
