this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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