Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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