I puked a lego.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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