i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
