I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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