A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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