Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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