I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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