have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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