are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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