Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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