We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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