What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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