So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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