hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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