i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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