Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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