Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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