it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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