for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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