please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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