I bet he comes in French.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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