There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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