Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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