Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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