Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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