dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
we should paint friendship bongs
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