If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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