and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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