What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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