do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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