I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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