I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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