Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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