if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So. Much. Porn.
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