You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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