I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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