Fuck appropriateness.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
