Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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