Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
