Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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