its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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