Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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