I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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