she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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