You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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