i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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