Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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