How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The Olympian is in my bed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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