listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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