You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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