I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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