Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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