so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
