My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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