I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you still have your period?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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